In which Jaime is awash in spectacle.
the actress winona ryder offers a large reward for the little girl from ryder’s hometown who is kidnapped from a slumber party your friend from maryland who is as much a fitzgerald fan as you tells you that river phoenix died outside a nightclub in hollywood owned by johnny depp and while there seems to be an insinuation in these facts it’s just a terribly sad thing that happened the girl in your apartment complex who tells you the dirty joke you don’t understand until much later has a copy of the rob lowe sex tape and shows it to you and after all the years of hearing about it and even the coy allusions to it in that movie rob lowe made as a comeback after the scandal the video of what happened in the hotel room at the democratic national convention in atlanta years previous is tame and a little boring the body of the little girl from winona ryder’s hometown who was kidnapped from a slumber party is found an olympic skater is attacked whacked in the knee and it turns out to be a hit ordered by a rival skater radio personality howard stern announces his candidacy for the governor of new york
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